While being interviewed, an actress was asked whether she intended to get married in the near future. The lady replied, "Never, I will follow in the footsteps of my mother. Like her, I will remain single."

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Rake: "Broken off your engagement to Susan?"

Rake: "You should have told her about your rich uncle."

Mike: "I did. She is now my aunt."

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Sam went to a cheap restaurant to have dinner. He ran into his friend, Jack, who was working there as a waiter.

"Jack, aren't you ashamed of working in this 3rd-class restaurant?"

"I may work in a 3rd-class restaurant," replied Jack, "but I don't eat in one like you."

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One inventor to another inventor, "I have invented a new kind of computer which behaves like a human being."

"In what way?" asked the other inventor.

"Whenever it makes a mistake," replied the first inventor, "it blames other computers."